Andaman Islands + Minneapolis, Minnesota
If you've missed it, check out our #10KSundaySocial Facebook Live hangout on our Bae page. Every Sunday at 9pm EST! Speaking of Baes, we have our first ever Bae Danny Loranca as our guest this week! He is the one who called Lulu really early on and told her to stop eating in front of her mic. So whenever we apologize on air for unnecessary sounds, it is to Danny, primarily, that we are apologizing to.
We met up with Danny while we were on our trip to Philly, and he is responsible for recommending most of the great places we visited! Such a great friend, he and Lulu are coming up on their 20-year friend-iversary. They have traveled together to an incredibly extensive list of locales, so he has essentially been a part of #Team10K before 10K Dollar Day even existed.
Danny is obsessed with watching compilation videos of "Elphabas" singing the same line from "The Wizard and I" back-to-back. This freaks Lulu out as she worries she will end up in a compilation video of that sort. Alison has to take back a previous obsession. She's never done this before, but is sad to say that it is the HiSmile teeth whitening system. It just did not work, she says. Lulu suggests that it is probably because of all the coffee and wine she still drinks. Lulu also suggests she try this $8 kit by Plus White that she swears by. Lulu is obsessed with the caviar egg at Jean George, she lived vicariously through her mom who went with Danny to the newly opened Jean George in Philadelphia.
Alison is wanting a custom portrait of her dog from Crown and Paw. For only $75, you can get your pet in a painting-like print dressed up in a tux, or like an admiral, or something else equally gauche or great, depending on your taste. Lulu wishes that she didn't hate small talk, that it wasn't so draining, and that she didn't have to pump herself up to just talk to another human being. Same, Lulu, says everyone! Danny wishes he could hang around in Philly with us for longer.
The Andaman Islands are a chain of more than 300 islands strung between India and Thailand. A part of India, most of the islands are off-limits in order to protect the tribes who live there. One of the islands, Havelock Island, recently became accessible, when five-star Taj Exotica Resort & Spa opened its doors. Spread out over 46 acres, the property has luxurious villas inspired by the huts of the indigenous Jarawa tribe, three restaurants, and a spa. Get ready for a very short 10K Day, as Alison got the Presidential Three Bedroom Pool Duplex Villa, which for two nights cost $9,388. Seriously. That is if her currency exchange math was correct, but she checked it three times, so it should be. She doesn't recall whether rubles (nope) or rupees (there it is) is the currency of India, so perhaps someone should triple check her math. It does include breakfast, butler service, and a private infinity pool so, you know, amenities and what not.
Lulu is very concerned about the displaced tribes, but it would seem that this specific island in the Andamans was previously undiscovered and unoccupied. According to this EveningStandard.com article, the resort was built without cutting down a single tree. They also have an onsite bottling plant eliminating the use of plastic bottles, a waste disposal system that converts wet waste to gas and compost and a sanitation treatment plant. So I think from both a social responsibility and environmental impact point-of-views, no displacement of natives and efforts to limit its carbon footprint make this place a must-visit!
Now, back to that exorbitant price tag and questionable math skills. According to Booking.com, for two nights in the three bedroom villa, the price ranges from $7400-$8300 depending on the number of guests, if you booked a year or so in advance. So her pricing was definitely on the mark. Good to know - this resort also has Deluxe Rooms that average $400 or so a night. So slightly more doable. Math skills validated, Alison heads out to Radhanagar Beach, which is renowned as one of Asia's best beaches. It gets more private the further you walk down the stretch, so Alison plans on a little skinny dipping!
Alison found a restaurant she could afford, and says that it’s part of her hotel. The Taj Exotica Andamans in fact has three different dining options, but that's not the one she chose. She heads to Wasabi By Morimoto, recognized on the World’s Best 2018 Asia's 50 Best Restaurants list. Also recognized as being located in the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel. In Mumbai.
So while the tasting menu was only $75, the car ride, ferry ride, and plane ride to get there would cost much, much more. I think it's not a stretch to say that this research snafu occurred by clicking around the hotel group's website, as opposed to just the portion of the website dedicated specifically to her hotel. A similar thing happened to Alison when she clicked on Airbnb experiences thinking it would remember her destination from looking up stays, and booked a Japanese Sword and Tea Ceremony in Tokyo, when she was in St. Bart's. Hey, at least this time she was in the same country!
Lastly she heads to the Aberdeen Bazaar. A bazaar on the island. Well, its on one of THE islands, and not the one she is staying on. Danny astutely brings to the girls attention that the archipelago is pretty big. It would take car rides on either side of a ferry ride, and approximately 3+ hours to get to the bazaar in Port Blair, South Andaman Island, which is not Havelock Island, where she is staying. But the coconut shell lamps, bamboo cane crafts and colorful sarongs called her name, so she went a long way for some souvenirs. Much longer than she thought, based on the "I walked" response she gave to Danny's querie "How'd you get there?"
Lulu is quite excited to stay in the Le Méridien Chambers, in the Penthouse, specifically. Floor to ceiling windows give you panoramic city night views, a bathtub to die for, and instant hot water spigots! All of these make Lulu's heart so happy. She heads to The Kenwood Restaurant for breakfast that includes pancakes with black walnut butter. YUM. Lulu is intrigued by the black walnut butter, and by their motto “Our latte art is meant to be abstract.” She is happy to be getting around her day in a First Class Mercedes-Benz S-Class through 10K favorite Blacklane. She's buying a season pass to the Children’s Theatre Company, since she knows people that work there, and she wants to help them out!
Next Lulu heads to the Mall of America. She instantly got excited by their event, they put on the Double Dare Challenge that we all grew up watching on Nickelodeon®. She needs to bring someone to do the double dare challenge with her, and she picks our guest googler and her best friend Danny. They decide they want to be the blue team. And that they are going to win.
Lulu hopes there are showers, to remove all the slime out of their hair. In anticipation of said slime, she buys the Zenagen Evolve Unisex Shampoo and Zenagen Evolve Unisex Conditioner. She also decided to go big or go home with her post-slime hair recovery, and gets a Dyson supersonic hair dryer. Not just the $399 one, but the one that comes in 23.75k gold for only $150 more. She also gets the Dyson Airwrap styler for volume & shape. She is going to look so great post-double dare challenge, and will be all ready for the rest of her day.
At this point we should mention that the Mall of American only did this Double Dare Challenge event through April, soooo, perhaps instead of paying for one of her Dyson hair tools, she can pay to time travel back a few months to participate.
Lulu and Danny head to lunch at Octo Fishbar, an amazing seafood restaurant attached to a fishmonger in a a landlocked city, where they enjoy lobster rolls, a seafood tower, and two cocktails each. Now that they've had lunch, they want some dessert. Specifically, cheesecake.
More specifically, they are driving 45 minutes away to St. Olaf, the town that Golden Girls character Rose Nyland played by Betty White is fictionally from. Danny is a huge Golden Girls fan, so the rest of this day was planned with him in mind. Lulu gets a Squad Goals Golden Girls T-shirt for Danny, and an Etro floral caftan for herself. Properly outfitted, they get a few goodies - a "Sophia" chia pet, a bottle of Golden 2017 Chardonnay, a Waterford “Olann” ice bucket with scoop, and two Golden Girls wine tumblers that read "Live like Rose, Dress like Blanche, Think like Dorothy, Speak like Sophia".
Danny is so excited when Lulu tells him she also got a Golden Girls-themed CLUE board game, where you solve “who ate the last piece of cheesecake?”.
Lulu goes all out and orders an Elegant Cheesecake that is decorated to look like a Limoges egg from Neiman Marcus. Gotta have forks and plates, so she gets a set of golden plastic forks, knives, and spoons, and a Golden Girls party set complete with plates, napkins, cups, a tablecloth, a banner, and favor boxes! She got some Golden Girls photo booth props and a Selfie stick tripod with Bluetooth remote, making their party of two seem like a grand affair.
After they wrap their party, following the dessert first M.O, they head for dinner at The Bachelor Farmer where they have a produce-driven meal with wine, then they close the night with some scrumptious cocktails at The Bachelor Farmer-associated Marvel Bar.
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Speaker 1: Coming up. We've got guest Googler, Danny Loranca. That's right, the one and only and we're talking double dare and golden girls and it's all a little bizarre. Remember also to tune in on Sunday for our 10 K Sunday social 9:00 PM live on our Facebook Bay page. Enjoy
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Speaker 1: Hey everyone and welcome to episode 92 is it really well if I counted right last night at three in the morning then yes. I write nine dash two seven 92 and if not it will paste it in right here. No, I think you're right. I think it is episode 92 it's also a guest Googler episode and we have one of our oldest Baes. Yes. Not oldest in age. No, long time supporter. Huh? First time caller. Long time listener. First time caller. That's right. But I feel like I've called you a lot. Get into that mic. Don't be afraid of it. There you go. I see. It's going to be so great because it's nice when we have a masculine voice in among that we need to say who it is we still have yet. I think they may know. Do you want to be Danny or Daniel? Okay. Danny. Yeah, we've got Danny Loranca ah, I'm so excited to have you here. I feel weird. I've never had my headphones is big on my head, but you look good enough. I feel like I should eat something just despite all your comments about me through the years. Oh, he's just rustling through so far. Cry ASMR. But it's supposed to. I think that's supposed to be soothing bird. Oh no. It could be a hairbrush running across somebodies face. It could be like text message. [inaudible]
Speaker 1: Loudest text message ever. I didn't realize you both were doing sound effects at the same time. Yeah, it can be. It can be crazy stuff like that. What was it you Danny that made me like pull up a SMRs on YouTube. She the one that ate the pickles digits. Yeah. It's crazy. The kids love it. I don't understand it though. It's supposed to be, I think just nonsense noise that is soothing and helps you sleep. Almost like a meditation exercise. Oh, I feel like it's cilantro. Some people love it. Some people hate it. I agree with that statement. Fair. Yeah. Super fair. I like waves. I like cilantro. I do too. I'm someone I'm neutral. Neutral. It has to be in the right and not too much. Ah yeah. No, not me. I could eat like a salad. Your salad, bring it on, you know. Okay. So
Speaker 4: Let's talk about you. Yeah. Danny Loranca welcome to Philadelphia. Oh we are, we are live in Philly at our Airbnb. Yeah. Cute little place here. I know. It's great. And you've been here for how long? 15 years in October. Wearing a shirt that says Philadelphia that you or I could not be more Philly. Philly. I know. Well yeah. And it's got a bike on it and I would push you over and if you are in my way while I was on my bike. Oh, the bikes here, are you one of those aggressive bikers? But I'm also an aggressive driver. Okay. No fear, no fear. Those bikers have been, I mean, seamless drivers in New York have nothing on Philly. Commuting bikers don't park in the bike lane. Yeah. You with their bike purpose to make up? He almost got knocked out by one. Just getting out of the car. Yeah. Were you in the bike lane? No. Well, but you know, still we were in the street. It's aggressive here. It is aggressive but aggressive. But I love it. Yes. What's your I like about Philly. Ooh, can I do like a top five? Yeah, I Starbucks, I've been going there for 13 years. Same Starbucks, same barista. All the baristas are like in college. So I see them go to like graduate.
Speaker 4: A lot of them are still there actually. So not the whole time while that, you know what that says, how great Starbucks is as a company. Yeah. I'm like dog, my other dog, my old dog, we'll cut that out. But the fact that I can have it a dog in the city, it's really like dog friendly cause you've got parks and parks and everything's walkable. Yep. I guess I'd just, and then the food. So the top three. Okay. The food was great. Yeah. Yeah. We've had a couple of things with Danny. And last night we went to Giuseppe and sons, which is Jared Olson property chefs and restaurant. Yeah. Michael Schultz. And he's a big Philadelphia restaurant tour. Oh, and let's talk about that Malaysian da vending machine. Oh yes. So you took us to the Ritz, the Ritz Carlton. Yep. And what's the process for getting the whole, a bunch of those tokens?
Speaker 4: Could you imagine? Oh, I was like, let's go back tokens. But you care about the process. You go and you can go to the bar or you can go to the lounge. Yeah. And order a token, which is like a golden token. 25 bucks. Yeah. $5 gets you a, a round at the vending machine. We had a choice of what? Brute and Rosa. Yeah. And my way rosy, we got two bottles, right? Yeah. Two splits. [inaudible] Yeah. Yeah. That's cute. I mean cute. Sometimes you just have to figure out what to do with your money when you just, when you think you've had it all you, there's a champagne venue, he's gotta figure it out. You just really need like champagne. Yeah. Let me go grab some real quick. Yeah, little token. You know what's weird though? It's like when I, when you told me it was a champagne vending machine, I was like, that sounds so convenient, but you actually have to buy it through someone and then walk down a hallway and I'm a machine.
Speaker 4: What did it say? Like Disani [inaudible] disguise. It says something like a exact change only does it really. It also says like, you can't use your money that yet. It does take money. So I'm like, what are we doing here? Because I'll say, I feel like there should have new music or some sort of, yeah, it was kind of just randomly in the middle of a hallway at the wrist. It wasn't like anything glamorous. No, it looks like a refurbished, not not kidding. Coca-Cola vending machine. Right. It wasn't made for away. Right. I expected something a little more like when you are in the airport and apparently people are like, I really needed $300 headphones right now and they go into the best buy vending machine and it's clearly built specifically for those products or those benefit. Yes. The makeup ones, they're super fancy. The champagne was delicious. [inaudible]
Speaker 4: Actually had a pretty good price point. Yeah. But it, the vending machine itself was not a different experience than getting a bottle of water. Correct. Is that really excited when your mom picked the same number as you? Oh, well that was top 44 well there were so many numbers. Yeah, because there's only two items. Right? So there's like, there were, I want to say it was way more, there were four rows of, of regular Brut champagne and then there were two rounds of, of Jose. So I picked one and my mom picked one and you could pick obviously any one of those like 60 numbers available. It was a lot. We both picked the same one, which was the one that Alison was going to pick. So yeah. Feel that there was some sort of number in the universe for yeah, serendipity there. We literally picked four fours.
Speaker 4: You should play that on the cache for. Oh is it cash for play for I don't know. The Florida lottery in years. I don't know. I don't look into that. Ask my grandma cause she really cares. Three box seeing numbers. Oh I love that. The one that you can when I think so doesn't come out in that order. Oh I don't, I don't know. I normally let them pick for me. Not straight box. Not anymore though. So if you want to win and you want your number, like if you pick four, five, six and it comes at six, five, four and you do box, you still went. Oh cool. Not as much money. Does she win? She's never won. Okay. So, so I don't know. All right, so we are going to move into, so first I'm going to ask you, because I know that you've been listening since episode one, episode one, what do we do?
Speaker 4: Episode one, what did I yell at you for? Oh, I don't remember. Episode three was Philadelphia episode, wasn't it? Vegas, Vegas and and Napa. That's right. Yeah. So I'm didn't, I should have asked you to prepare this, but I didn't, but I'm just going to ask you what are a couple of moments that really stand out from you from 10 K dollars day? That is, someone said, what's 10 K dollars a day? Like I tell people all the time when it's like, they're like, let's hear your spiel. Can you summarize? Cause I feel like I don't explain well enough that you guys don't actually have the $10,000 to spend. How same they, I never liked that's frivolous when I tell them about, Oh yeah, they pick a destination. They just go spend $10,000 but once I actually explain it, it's pretty funny. Yeah. How do you explain it?
Speaker 4: I see my friends have a podcast. It's about them spending $10,000 a day in a place that they pick and they've never been to or they've been to and have to spend $10,000 only. Okay. Then I add in the fact that you guys give away $10,000. Okay. Oh yeah, true. It's still doesn't soften the blow when they think [inaudible] dollars. That's like when you see a billionaire on TV and then someone goes, but they probably give a lot of money away, you know, like yeah. And also their toilets are made out of gold. Yeah. Yeah. We could start with, it's an imaginary podcast, which is your actual description. Yeah. A comedy podcast about imaginary luxury travel. Different thoughts about the order of those ad. Not anymore. Not anymore. Not anymore. Whatever you want to say. I'll just correct you in my mind and out loud.
Speaker 4: I'm so happy that you're here cause you've been a big part of the podcast guest Google with you guys all the time and I know you do in your car, in my mind until we get the text and then we know I do text you guys like at two 30 in the morning on my last dog walk. You were really mad about the Kardashians, Janet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. We didn't know. Yes, the genders are biological. Well, Kendall and Kylie are biological Jenner's from Bruce and Chris. The rest are Kardashians. It sounds so concise. Says it does. It's pretty clear.
Speaker 4: Pretty clear. And I should tell everyone that the way that that Danny is in this little circle right now is Danny and I have been friends since 2000. Yes. We're coming up on our 20th year friendiversary when Epcot had the wand back when Epcot had them all back when I graduated high school. You to really? Yeah. Oh my gosh. That's how long we've been friends. Yeah. Not funny. Crazy. And we have traveled together. We went to Mexico together. Yes. To shell. Oh, didn't go to shell, huh? I think we did, but it wasn't, but that's how you say it. That's where we got TV. Really? Yeah. So I've been there. Okay. Shell harsh Buka I don't know. It was one of those [inaudible] and went to Taloon, which is another episode. Yes. We've been to till them and tried to take that picture in the cave.
Speaker 4: Oh, right. Yeah. We've been to Paris. Paris, yes. We've been to Rome, Rome. We've been to NTB and T just the other day, so we've been doing a lot of your 10 K days. Did you do wrong? You did that wrong. You didn't do or you did. Oh, I went to the Vatican for sure. The secret. You know what we did Rome. We took a tour. Yeah. I haven't taken a lot of organized tours because I usually feel I can figure things out on my own and I just kind of want to spend the time doing what I want to do. Yeah. But we decided to take a tour and the boyfriend I had at the time was really into Dan Brown books. Like what was the first one called? The DaVinci. I read all of the whole, okay, so you're going to want that. Only books I've ever read.
Speaker 4: So we took the angels and demons tour [inaudible] Oh, I would love that. Best tour guide. He was great. It turned out to be an art history tour where we walked all around Rome and he basically picked out all the stuff that had been talked about as a problem, but then told us how they weren't not correctly depicted. Oh, that's like main street adjacent. So it was the areas you'd expect to go, but not quite. You didn't feel like you were in a big tour group, like at a lot of about it. It was great. It's really, it was a really great tour. Didn't you get a knife taken away from you with the bat again? No, not me as a pocket knife. Oh, one of the, one of the guys. Either Dean or Joe did. Yeah. Gotcha. Don't bring a pocket knife with you to the Vatican.
Speaker 4: Well, you can't do that anywhere anymore. So it was a different time. It's different time. It wasn't different time. It's or the 15 years ago. Yeah, no, 20 actually it was like, what? Well, since you've known each other and we're going to celebrate our 20th anniversary, we'll do something special for that. Sure. Yeah. Story in Albert's maybe. I dunno. We talk about doing a lot in our heads, in our heads. We do. So it's really exciting to talk about some imaginary travel with you. Awesome. Did you prep it? Obsession? my current, well, yes. Obsession for like six years. And it's these YouTube videos where people compile. Women are like Elphaba singing the same line in the wizard and I are they always good from no from wicked. And then they kept it in the names. So then I go in, I go down a rabbit hole on YouTube and I start listening to all these Broadway singers. Oh, that's so funny. I really thought of like Rachel Tucker from the West end and Kerry Ellis. I think that's really how I came across her. And you know, I'm a big fan of her now. I know you are. Oh, that's so funny. I'm like, see, this freaks me out. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Because then I realize how stuff you can find on
Speaker 5: Youtube of you and me. And then I picture people isolating one line of what I sing in putting it on loop and comparing it to other girls singing that one line. Think that's hysterical. No, I think it's terrifying. Oh I think it's funny.
Speaker 4: It's like the moment, it's like the only thing they can do to stand out as an alphabet as, yeah. So what's your favorite ref and who is it? I think Donovan is one of my favorite just because she really sustains the no in like very like very well in tune and that's also a factor for me. So if you are going to go wild, I need you to be in tune. I can't have your wobbly voice. This is not sing out. Louise,
Speaker 5: Sing out Louise, sing out the full mermaid. Mirman I can't have that. I need a [inaudible] also. Can I pause and just interject? You guys should know we've had a lot of actors and musicians on this show and Danny is a musician, but it's not what he does by trade. So his obsession with Elphaba buzz is coming out of [inaudible].
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really just like women who can sing. I support women who sing very well. Right. I think. I love that. I love the straight tone and vibe. Bravo. I'm like favorite things on the world and I like to hear the way someone interprets the same line in their opinion. I love it like Donovan Vino and she's got great straight tone.
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Speaker 5: Okay, now you pull up the needed to highlight. I liked ma. Yeah ma her consonant had like probably like one of my favorite things right now. But now you do it. No, not sometimes he calls me and he'll go, can you sing this? I did it with that song though. Wizard end or something like, and I'll go and he'll, I'll sing it while I'm driving and he'll go, yeah, I thought that would work. Yeah, he just lives in his head. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Cool. So actresses out there who need riff ideas
Speaker 5: Come to you. Yeah. We will post all of this on the blog so you'll know where to go. All right. That's your obsession. Yes.
Speaker 4: And you can find them on YouTube. And if you put any song that you like and it's a Broadway song and then put competition afterwards, you will find a fan that put it together for you.
Speaker 5: That's the answer. I am so noncompetitive. That's why it all went get. Okay, so a Alison burns, first of all we've never done this before, but I need to take back and obsession. Oh, this is big. This is big. Can I guess what it is? Yes. Oh, you've had so many. I know it was fairly recent. No, it's something that I using that I was
Speaker 4: Really excited about and now you're not now it's, I thought it was working in, it does not work, is it? No, it was like in the 20s. Hi smile. Oh, the teeth whitening. I'm sorry. Hi. Smile. What happened? Just doesn't work. Where's your tangent? Are you still drinking coffee and red wine? Yes, but I can, even for Emma, Emma used it as well and it's, you can't get it evenly on the teeth. So you would, I was thinking in my brain now I think it's working. I think no, not at all. Not even a little bit like as soon as you take it off, there'd be like some white spots on your teeth and you're like, okay, surely this won't stay and it wouldn't. And then by the time you brush your teeth, they're back to normal. It was not, it was a waste of money.
Speaker 4: How much was it? I got two packs, so two treatments. One for me, one for Emma, and I think it was 79 99. Oh wow. Does it make one that they sell at target? Yeah, I need a, there's one that I like. It's hard to find, but when you find them, they're just at the drugstore. Yeah. And it's called plus white. Okay. And I like that one. Yeah. And I still have yet to try that charcoal thing. I really want to try that. It doesn't really work. My sister sells one. I'll find the name out for you please. It's amazing. It's $20 a tube and you brush your teeth dry. Oh. So, like when I brushed my teeth in the morning, I put water, I put the toothpaste, toothpaste on toothbrush, and then I put it under the water and then I start brushing my teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. Cause I like a little, I wet my toothbrush purse and then put the toothpaste on it over anyway. I don't shower cause you wouldn't do that at all. Okay. Rush. My friend's mom says to do it while you're making the bed and you got a good three minutes of brushing your body weight. How do you brush your teeth while you make a bed? I mean, if Mary Poppins can do it, that's like, I can't even imagine how to do that. Where there's a will. What's your obsession? My obsession is something that I have not had recently, but Daniel has maybe, which is the caviar egg at John George. I didn't need it. Your mom ate it. She wanted 10 and she said that was too gluttonous. Eat it. You didn't even take a bite. Oh well. Oh no. But it looks so good. So last night where we're recording this over in Philly.
Speaker 4: So if you are at constant listener to 10 K, you know that when this drops, this was actually like four and a half weeks ago or something. But time, space continuum. Yeah. I know we went to the mixer at the respect women's podcast festival and because my mother is with us here in Philly, Danny took her to Sean. George season's just opened up at the 59th floor of the Comcast technology building. So cool. And they went to John's. Yours just opened last week. That's awesome. Oh, he's wondering why you were so excited about it. There's an experience and so that's great. And I went to the garage doors in Shanghai. Yes. And one of best things I've ever had in my life is the caviar egg appetizer, or it's like a big, a mus Bush, but they don't give it to you for free. Yeah. It's pretty though, isn't it gorgeous?
Speaker 4: Yeah. It's soft scrambled eggs put back into a shell egg shell. Yeah. So you eat it like, so it was like, I'm going to spit your egg vodka moose. Yay. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and then a pile of caviar on top. And it's one of the most beautifully crafted things I've ever had. That's awesome. So glad my mom liked it. She loved it. And we got to see some beef carpaccio being made. And the bar is set in John George restaurant, which is like a two story atrium affected. Like, I mean, it's all glass. All you see is the city. You see the top of the tallest building and you're just up a few hundred feet taller than that. It's amazing. That's cool. And I love a fancy hotel bar. I don't like hotel restaurants, but I love hotel bars. Oh great. You know, there's a couple of hotel restaurants that are nice. Yeah. Like John George.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They have to be kind of at the level of John George, but Philadelphia go, okay. Wish lists. Have you heard of this company, crown and Paul? No. Okay. They make custom portraits of your dogs or cats, but dogs [inaudible] and they put them, they paint them. So you send them a picture, they paint them and then they turn them into like this masterpiece so that you can put them in like a tux or they look like they're an Admiral in like so they look like an English pub. Yes, yes. Yeah. And they are adorable and they take their little photos and it looks like they're very like stoic in like a tux or they have like the puffed out like military uniforms or whatever. That's so cute. So you want that for Toby. How much is it? It's only like $75 and they're painted. I mean maybe they're not painted, they look painted.
Speaker 1: There may be a way for them to take that photo. Do you know what I mean? Cause if they're mass producing these, I have a hard time believing someone's hand painting your dog for several $5. Can I interject something? Yeah. You know who does that custom what? Jacob McAllister really put them in a tux. He'll probably put them in anything. But I have seen him do really beautiful custom art of people and their dogs. Oh. So if you want to do that for Christmas, I would contact checkup McAllister. I would too. It's going to be more expensive than 75, but it is hand drawn and designed with you. And that's a great idea. Yeah. Okay. So you can find him at found Jacob on Instagram. You know, we love him. We do love him. What's your wishlist? My wishlist is that I didn't hate small talk. Oh, you wish you didn't hate small talk. Yeah. Gosh, it wasn't so hard for me or draining or that I didn't have to psych myself up to do it because I'm okay at, at once. I'm doing it yet, but I am exhausted. What app? Right after. Right. And we went to that mixer last night. [inaudible] Full of lovely people. Let's be clear. Everyone was nice, but Allison and I spent a
Speaker 5: Good five minutes going, okay, we're going to go talk to people. Oh, okay. Should we talk to them? They look really busy. Okay. Should we? Okay. And at one point I said, I said, I dare you to go talk to them. She goes, yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do, I'm going to go talk to them. I said, yeah, do it. So Alison starts moon walking back to this group of women. Yeah. But nobody, when I get, when I get nervous I liked it. I kind of dance but like nobody saw her. So then she just came back to me. We went walking. No one saw her [inaudible] was dancing in the restaurant that only you and I saw. That was weird too. It was doing like, yeah he just kind of walked by and went like this guy was like dancing.
Speaker 5: Just a weird little hall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause my, my goal is that if someone sees me kind of Moonwalking, they're like, they'll look and they'll go, Oh look. And then we make eye contact and then I'll go, Oh hi. I'm just dancing. I was just dancing. I just, you know, but nobody looked cause you're gonna be speaking in front of all of them. Oh that's fine. Different. That's different. Cause we have a show prepared. They're going to introduce us and say next step, 10 K dollar day. Also a show is different because people aren't there to see the show. Small talk is different because small talk is assuming people want to stop whatever conversation they have and that they want to listen to you introduce yourself instead. And I hate that. Like that guy in the cab, the comedian. Oh, I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5: I was so uncomfortable. What's your, what's your wishlist? My wish list is that we could do more stuff together in Philadelphia. I know Orlando today. Oh, I know. I'm so mad you're not going to be here, but I wish we could go to all the places I love here because I would love to show you more of the city, but we'll just have to come back. We'll come back. Yeah. Yeah. Look, we still got slots available on our fall tour and my wishlist is also pasties in New York, which we'll go to. We can do that. We'll be in New York. Awesome. We can do that. Okay. So I think it is time to go to, are you going to sing with us? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Wait. Should we do it? Like are you gonna riff it? Oh, we should straight tone. Straight tone tone into virbrato riff. So you do it and then I will judge it, but we're going to do it at the same time. Yeah, get on here. Okay, here we go. Ready? Go, go. 10 K
Speaker 6: [Inaudible].
Speaker 5: Yay. Was perfect. Okay. Do you want to go first? Okay. I am going to the Andaman islands and I'm an Island that it's a chain of more than 300 islands strong between India and Thailand. Really? Yeah. How do you spell it? A N classic 10 K question. How do you spell it? Yeah. A N. D. a. M. a. N. your voice was, so while
Speaker 1: You spelled that it's because it's early. You went a N. D. a. M. a.N , huh? Yeah. What's that Huff for? It's just heard a lot of the words, but I don't know what they mean. Oh, I've been gone. Yeah, definitely. That. I know that there are formerly Burma. Yeah. Now here's the thing. A lot of these islands around this area are off limits or have been in order to protect the tribes who live there. But recently they just opened a five star resort. Oh, so poor tribes. Well, it's the first five star resort a plane. This resort that I'm going to stay at is a, I just realized that no one else until they can be against or knows how many of our facts are delivered with a shrug.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's [inaudible] opposites. Okay, so this five star resort is called Taj exotica hotel. Yes. Love it. It's spread out over 30 acres. It has 75 villas inspired by the huts of the indigenous wa tribe. Jarawa again, this tribe must be like these people. Yeah. that's the one listener, that random place the other day you're saying. Oh yeah. So I think, remember I told both of you that my day was really short? Yeah. Okay. Well here's why. So I got the presidential three bedroom pool. Deluxe Villa sounds great for two nights in the Taj exotica resort and spa. And I checked this total three times cause I was like, there is no way cause I had to do conversion. Right. Like the Indian, like Ruby or whatever. Bull rupee repeat. Because I feel like from, I don't know bulls from, I actually don't know what the currency is.
Speaker 1: The legend of Zelda. Oh, okay. Two nights, two nights in the Taj. Exotica presidential $9,388 is everything included? It includes, yeah. Okay. Well I mean a buffet breakfast, you could stock up you guys that I checked it over and over. It's the only five star hotel. The only hotel there. Private Island. Except for the tribes. Yeah. And all we'll get to there. I don't know how I feel about this right now. Okay. That's okay. We're going. Okay. So this place is on rad hangar, rad hangar beach. It's one of India's most fabulous and famous stretches of sand. They call it a beautiful beach blonde curve of powdery sugar. And I was like, that sounds like me. [inaudible]
Speaker 1: Beautifully beach blinds, curved powdery sugar, right? Yeah, sure. You, you believe that. You know what? Well when I was writing it I was like, Oh, that's great. It's like really like powdery sugar though. It sounds great. That's a good dessert. Yeah. Little cookies with the powdered sugar on top. The FEFA news. Oh, and there's spicy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I'm going to start on the beach outside the hotel for the morning after my breakfast buffet and it says the further you walk from the main entry, the more privacy you'll get. So what do you think I'm going to do as I walked down there, I was going to take off all your clothes. Yes, I knew I was going to say this is going to be a nude episode. I'm going to go, I want to just walk around naked. Did you buy Tupperware to fill up at the breakfast buffets?
Speaker 1: They know have to buy food the rest of the time. That's so smart. Why didn't I think of that? Oh man. Full Tupperware's loading. Yes. Well, all right. Todd Taj, Taj exotica nudity permitted. It just says you'll, you get privacy as you walked down and listen, you look up the tribes there and most of them are nude. I don't get it. No, they weren't little loincloths. That's where loincloths come from. It depends on the tribe. Yeah, true. Yeah. So okay. So my day is going to start after breakfast and skinny dipping. It's going to be awesome on those white, blond beaches. I'm with my white blonde body. And then when I'm done, I actually found a restaurant I can afford really? It's called wasabi wasabi. I think it's part of the Taj hotel. It was recognized by San Pelligrino as one of Asia's 50 best restaurants in 2018. Oh, so recently. Yeah. San Pellegrino puts out their own list of the top 50 restaurants. Pellegrino. Oh, Sam bell.
Speaker 1: He gets away with it. I don't know. Do they? It's when it says like the company that makes the water water we had last night a lot of water. We had lots. Yeah. Yeah. She just kept getting bottles more and more bottles and I was like, I don't want that. Right. so the average price is about $75 per person for their tasting menu. That's not bad. I can do that. I'm going to do that. And I'm going to drink water. San Pellegrino water San Pelligrino. Well, I know, but I got, I can't just do those two things. True. All right. So after that they have a Bazaar. They're at the hotel? No, on the Island. It's called the Aberdeen Bazaar and it's supposed to be one of the famous, like a famous bizarre. I like it when we've never heard of anything and we're like, it's supposed to be super famous guys. Yeah. They say like, it's really like, well
Speaker 4: Known. I home in bizarre world, but this is part of a big Island. A chain of islands. Okay. Yeah. Is it, this is a bit pretty big area I feel like. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm just thinking one property on an Island the size of maybe like keep escaped. Same like the only thing to do there was no, tell her that's pretty big. Yeah. Okay. Oh, so you could do a lot of $622. Yeah. Well now after the 75 I only have $537 left. We are really good at that. Yeah. Oh wait, wait. You did that? I have it written down. [inaudible]
Speaker 4: Universal language. So this bizarre. It is this bizarre has everything from coconut shell lamps, bamboo cane craft and jewelry made out of shells. They have colorful sarongs, carved wooden furniture, Palm mats and fruit stands. Bamboo cane crafts. They craft canes out of bamboo. I was thinking like sugar cane or is the bamboo itself? A cane grows long. The cane. Oh, and they made me crafts. Yes. You've been bamboozled. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, because it's so bizarre that boom. What was the other one? Yacht. Yeah, that one hasn't stuck. All right, so how much money did I have left? $530 $37 I'm going to spend $537 on stuff at best buy Bazaar. And my total is $10,000. How'd you get to the Bazaar? I walked in, walked back with all that stuff. Yeah. What did you buy? I bought and I still wrong. [inaudible] Maybe a Palm mat and some fruit for dinner since I can't eat anymore.
Speaker 4: Right. Some jewelry made out of shells. That was a short day. I told you that's like one of the days that I would do, cause I feel like, I mean you guys, I would go and I would spend like $9,850 at a hotel. Yeah. That's what happened. Then accidentally charge way too much in room service and then have to invite you so that you could pay for my room. Yeah. The rest. Yeah. There are times I liked this one. I went over and I had to take some things off. I've done that too. Yeah, I've done that too. For sure. All right. Where are you going? You went to a semi-private Island somewhere in India? I'm going to Minneapolis, Minnesota. [inaudible] I'd never been there. I haven't either. I haven't either. But I'm pretty excited about this day, so I'm going to stay at the LA Meridian chambers.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah. I know Daniel works in the travel industry, so he knows he, I constantly talk to him and go help me find a hotel here. And he helps me. So the Le Meridien chambers, I'm staying in the pit house. It has, it's great. And it has one of those bedrooms where it's floor to ceiling windows on two walls and I love to sleep with city light. Yeah. It's like one of my favorite things in the world. So all the windows open, go to sleep, neon lights coming in, go to bed. Love it. They also have instant hot water spigots. Oh, you love that? Oh yeah. Wait, what? I want one for my house. So like in your kitchen you can have to wait. Yeah. Notes constantly boiling water. Oh, it's just a spigot there. Oh, I know exactly. Yes. Okay. That's very cool. Ramen, even quicker.
Speaker 5: The time. Instant ramen. Okay. So I'm going to have breakfast at a place called the Kenwood in, but blah, blah blah. I'm going to get an omelet with tomato and spinach and I'm also going to get pancakes with black Walnut butter. Ooh, that sounds good. It sounds interesting, but I'm not [inaudible] black buttered walnuts. Black Walnut, butter and butter. Yeah. Yeah. And a latte and I only got a latte because they put on their website. Our latte art is meant to be abstract O, which to me means like they tried to do fancy latte art and they didn't really succeed. The latte art is like a thing that's like the Leafs on top. Yeah. But I feel like they don't make pictures. You can recognize they make designs hard. So they call it abstract. So it sounds like they try to make the heart, but they can know what if the ear is on the bottom of the cup.
Speaker 5: Oh, that'd be cool. That would be cool. Okay, so I'm going to get car service from black lane. Yeah. Black Laney, Apolis first-class Mercedes-Benz black lane, $1,974 wow. For 14 hours. I forgot to tell you that my room at my penthouse for two nights at LA Meridian is $1,808 which means my car is more expensive than the hotel. The other half lives. Yes, breakfast was 37 bucks. So slow start, but we're getting there. First thing I'm going to do is go to children's theater company. Mostly because I've, I'm, I've worked with some people who, who are on the administrative staff there and I'm going to buy a season pass. Oh fuck. That's nice. Right? Like just going to purchase that, help them out. One 70. Are you going to give it to someone? Should've bought two.
Speaker 5: I let me look at my total. I'm going to buy to her name on a seat maybe. All right. I'm going to buy and I don't know how much that is, but I do know that now I've got to $10,000. I'm going to buy a seat at the children's theater and that'd be great. And then I was like, well, what do you do in Minneapolis? So I typed in attractions in Minneapolis mall of America. Oh yeah. You know, the second largest mall is here in Philadelphia, King of Prussia. Oh, well, mile America is gigantic as we know. I've never been, I haven't either. There's a rollercoaster. Yeah. This, I don't know. But I went onto the home page and the first thing, like events, I clicked on events and one of the first things that came up was that they have a double dare challenge Wednesday through Saturdays at one and 4:00 PM up there.
Speaker 5: And I realized that I have to bring someone to do a double dare challenge. We both looked at each other. You don't get it made better be me. It's going to be Danny said, Danny, we're going to go do the double dare challenge the blue team or the red team. Oh, I'm wearing blue. Said blue. Blue will be the Bluetooth blue is my favorite. That's very Philly. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. Red and blue colonial. Okay. So we're going to do the double dare challenge. We're going to win. Yeah. Physical challenges, trivia questions, all the type of things. And really the only question I had about this double dare challenge is get gacked is their showers, is their showers. I was terrible grammar. Are there showers? So I'm going to assume that there are, do you think they have to find out? Yeah. Could you think so?
Speaker 5: If they're going to GAC, this is what Mark Summers is doing right now. It's fine to look alike. It's probably someone that I worked with at Disney world 10 years ago. I didn't know if there were showers, but I'm hoping there were, but I was sure that to get the slime out of your hair, you would need a really good shampoo and conditioner. Correct. So I got the Zenerjen evolve unisex treatment shampoo. So you can both use it. You, that was clever. It's $225 for a shampoo. Is that conditioner too? No ma'am. I got the conditioners separately because it's like it could be a three and one for $8. What's the third body? Body wash. Oh and that weird. Yeah. $7 an ounce. It's more than that. It's 224 bucks. And the, but oddly the conditioner and I think is because I could only find a small bottle of the conditioner is 31 94 and then I was like, Oh, I don't need to drive my, try my hair cause I'm gonna go out right after into the mall.
Speaker 5: So find a shower at the mall. Oh, except at the Radisson blue. So you might have to sell back the seat so we can get a room at the Radisson blue. Yeah. Which is attached to the mall. We're just going to do a lot of editing and we're pretty sure it's going to end up at 10,000 yeah, we're going to, well now that he's on your day, he has full control. Yes. So you know what? So no, sorry. Children's theater company. We need a room at the Radison. [inaudible] Like a hundred dollars so if you just give back the second. That's true. Okay, so we're going to get a room with the, we're going to shampoo her hair and I'm going to dry my hair with what? The Dyson supersonic hairdryer. Dyson makes a hairdryer. Get ready for this. Are you ready? The one in 23 point 75K gold.
Speaker 5: What? Gold. Yeah. 24 right. It's like not quite 24 K though. It's 23 points. 75 K which is weird and it's not on the whole thing. It's like the rim of it. Is it? Even if it was 10 carat. Yeah, I know. Right. So how much do you think that is? Oh gosh. Dyson, Dyson dry old. Second of all has like $8,000 left. Oh, I think it's $1,600 Oh, that's high. Oh, I hate when you do that. 800 Oh, okay. Well then you guys should just pick one up today because there are only four 50 Oh, it's a steal less than the price of what you thought one was. Well, here's the problem. I didn't really know if that was gonna like, I mean, I know it's going to dry my hair, it's going to be great. But I also got the Dyson air wrap styler for volume and shape.
Speaker 5: And when I was making this day, it almost made it too wishlist because I want this guys, I want this, everyone, I want this Dyson air wrap styler get this. It kind of looks like a curling iron. Okay. But it dries your hair at the same time. It is not high heat and I don't, and I'm gonna read a sentence that I don't understand but makes me want to get it. Okay. Powered by the Dyson digital motor V nine the Dyson air wrap styler harnesses an aerodynamic phenomenon called the Coanda effect to attract and wrap hair around the barrel. For you. It's the, it's the effect. It's, yeah. It's like when you open an airplane door, if you were like, if you're about to jump out of an airplane and you open the door and it's really high and it just sucks all the air out, that's that effect. That's on a percentage of zero to 100 how positive are you that you're right about that? I think I'm 50% right. [inaudible]
Speaker 5: Pressurizing pressurized air. Can you please Google Coanda contact and then what does it mean? You know when you hold the tube and the ball floats in the air above it? No, because of the air. What's that game from? And they drop all the ball. The lottery [inaudible] balls stay up over the fan. Yeah. Cause it's a fan. The tendency of a fluid jet to stay attached to a convex surface. Well, if you have $500 it can be yours. That's amazing. So I don't know. Yeah, you spend it all on sushi and sugar cane. Cane came products. All right, so Danny, you and I are going to go to lunch at Octo fish bar. No, here's the thing. It's an amazing seafood place, has great reviews. The interesting is Minneapolis is not near any ocean, but they say that this is like the freshest seafood in Minneapolis. Oh, you know, fun fact about Pennsylvania, that Pittsburgh near no water is one of the best places to get seafood.
Speaker 5: Really? Wow. Well we're going to get the lobster roll. I love it. We're going to get the seafood tower with the muscles and the things, all the things. Grilled bread with sea urchin butter. That's for me. Then I'll eat it all and we're both going to get two cocktails each, which means our lunch with tip is $307 and 20 cents for getting a seafood tower. The towers will hunt was a $160. Yeah. And so we worked out, we had a light lunch. And so we need dessert. And you do not get to choose dessert. We're going to have cheesecake. I love cheesecake. Oh great. Good. But we're going to have cheesecake in a really special place. Do you know we're going to go there and get all the cheesecakes? No. 45 minutes away from Minneapolis is st Olaf. You have to stop at st Gustaf and transfer golden girls fans.
Speaker 5: You'll get that. Okay. So the rest of this, the rest of the day is just for Danny and any other buddy like that loves golden girls. St Olaf is of course where Betty White's character with a D. Yes. Rosen Island is from, and she always says back in st Olaf or when I was saying I'm off. Whatever. So first we have to get some props for our cheesecake trip. Yes. I'm getting you a tee shirt that says squad goals with the pictures of the girls. [inaudible] 26 99 for me. I got a couture captain just like being Arthur. Wares and it's like this long kaftan type of thing. Cause I couldn't find one for you. Yours was $27. Mine is 2,655 Oh my God. Where did you get it? Sex. We're not even shopping at the mall. I think she just did double dare and dry her hair. I mean, well yeah. Actually take me there though. Cause you know, I'll get stuck. Exactly. You'll like this trip better. Okay. Yeah. So then we're going to get a chia pet in the shape of Sophia's head and yeah. And it grows the hair out.
Speaker 5: We're going to get wine. So I found a wine called golden. We're going to get golden 2017 Chardonnay. It's pretty cheap. 15 bucks a bottle. I got two bottles of wine. Then we're going to get these wine tumblers. I found that say live like Rose. Dress like blanche. Think like Dorothy. Speak like Sophia. So we've got two little wine tumblers for that. An ice bucket with a scoop. I got it at Macy's. It's Waterford, it's gorgeous. 250 bucks. Wow. Also comes with a scoop rather than tongs and I thought that was brilliant. Really? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Frys yeah. Yeah. okay. I found a clue game like,
Speaker 4: Oh my God, yes, I'm going to buy it because my friends say that I teat at CLU. Oh, because I thought you weren't supposed to let them know that you are the murderer. If you were, and you're supposed to tell people you're the murder you're supposed to, you know, like if they ask you, do you have mrs [inaudible]? I don't really know the premise of the game. Yeah. Guess who, but clue in my mind, I just omitted the fact that I had one of the cards that was supposed to implicate me in a murder and one in the end because I [inaudible]
Speaker 5: She did. Oh, gotcha. Well, we're going to redo that whole experience for you with the clue game. That is theme to golden girls. Where you solve? Who ate the last piece of cheese?
Speaker 4: Oh my God, I didn't know that. [inaudible] Oh my God. Well, yeah, I've been like watching it on Amazon to see if the price goes down because it's like $25 I'm blanche in the bedroom with a whipped cream. You know what I mean? That's really cute. That's where she kept the whipped cream. That's right. So yeah, I'm lactose intolerant.
Speaker 5: Okay. So clearly we need cheesecake. Yeah, there's a cheesecake you can get through Neiman Marcus. Oh, in the shape of a Limoges egg. It's a lemon cheesecake. It's $225 you can order it right now at Neiman Marcus. It's a handcrafted cake that replicates the look of the limos egg complete with gilded butterfly, clar clasp and Pearl studded lid. It's layers of white chocolate butter cake with lemon curd. That's a limo, Jake. Just Oh wow. Okay. Yeah. Oh, it's like a fancy Easter egg. Gotcha. So if you have cake, you need forks. So on Amazon, I got golden plastic forks. Oh my God. For 31 99 I could only find it for 300 pieces. So, Oh well. We just have lots of works. [inaudible] 3.4 carat forks. I wish when they are BPA free and a hundred percent recyclable. So the link to that will be on the blog.
Speaker 5: People should have them more. Exactly. And then we need plates. But don't worry. I found a golden girls party supplies set with all their pictures on everything. Eight dinner plates, eight dessert plates, eight cups, luncheon napkins, beverage napkins, a plastic tablecloth. This is like instead of the kids having the Pokemon party party, the bag, you've got a flag banner favor boxes, which I love. All with golden girls things and photo booth props. The golden girls party supplies were 42 99 and while I was on the site I was like, who's buying these? But you know when you're on a site like that and the people buying things will pop up on the bottom. So Reilly and Owensboro, David and Hazel township and Sheryl in Holt in the last 24 hours are all having golden girls parties. Hazle township isn't far from here. I bet we could coordinate something.
Speaker 5: We could probably just show up like a couple hours away. We can bring a, we have extra forks. So with our photo booth props, I got a selfie stick tripod so we can actually take the pictures. Now these photo booth props are like paper cardboard, like wigs that look like the golden curl. There's like a thought bubble or a conversation bubble that says like back in Sicily. Like there's all those kinds of things. And so we're gonna make a bunch of pictures, right? Okay. So that ends our, our golden girls cheese cake. It was delicious. It was delicious and fun with all of our golden girls prompts the clue game me cause I cheat. Yeah it was, cause you do and we're going to take the car back and have real dinner now that we've eaten an entire cheesecake or we're going to the bachelor farmer that and wine, it was probably going to be $416 for both of us. It's a very exact, well, cause it was two Oh eight and then I doubled it because I didn't bring Danny before that. You know what I mean? You're an effort.
Speaker 5: We're going to close out our day and spent enough money. Yeah. She's like, no, it's not that. Cause I added the mall of America last and that's where I saw double dare. And you were like, okay, so you've got to redo this originally think to bring me to the cheesecake golden girls event. No, it was originally going to be a solo. I don't think I've ever been more offended. But the funny thing is I was still planning for it because I knew you'd be here for guest Googling. I was like, Oh he's going to love this day cause I'm going to go do it. Golden girls was meant for you. It just wasn't meant for you when you kids and then you go home and you can't stop telling them about that. It's like when you go to Sweden and you bring back your kid a tote bag as her souvenir that you actually got for free from a boutique for buying so much stuff for yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oops. Okay. So after dinner at bachelor farmer, we're going to go upstairs or downstairs in that same building at a bar called Marvel bar. Okay. And we're going to get cocktails that we're going to hate, but they look really interesting. You know how it looks really interesting? I kind of have to try it. One is the London bridge, which has cascara lemon licorice root beef eater and water beef eater. That's a gen. Oh, and then the Lincoln County feeder is the guy that stands there. Guard the one you want your dog painted light outside Buckingham palace. They're called beef eaters. Yeah, but I don't know why. Why are they called beef eaters? Thank you. That's weird. It is weird now that I think about it, but it never really flagged is weird until just now it says because they eat beef. No way. Guards in the palace of French Kings, they protected the King's food. Oh, beef eaters. They probably tried it for aid part of their salary with chunks of beef. I was wrong. Thinking back abroad. Interesting. She used to eat Hitler's food. I don't know. There were a lot of people who have tried things for wealth. You cut that out. I don't want to talk about Brown. You don't want to be the guy who brought up AMA. Brian Rose brought up Eva Braun in the golden girls. She knew her
Speaker 1: Well now it staying in, we come to our total $9,390 and 10 no, we come into our total $10,000 because we got a room with the rat us. Yeah, you've got a seat and I love it. All the stuff. All right, your day Danny. I love it. Yay. I know. Okay. So that is what we would do if we had $10,000 to spend in the Andaman islands or Minneapolis, Minnesota. But if we had $10,000 to give away, this is how we would do it. Alison burns. Okay. So I found a charity called survival international and it's actually kind of what we were talking about earlier with the tribes in this region and it's kind of sad. Oh, okay. I know. But it also like makes me want to give them all my money. So, I guess years ago once people started actually traveling to the Island the people there started offering humans safaris is what they call them, where they take people to basically GOK the tribe.
Speaker 1: I hate that. I know. It's terrible. So in 2002, the Supreme court ordered that the highway they had built through the Gerard try be closed. Hold on. This was going on as recent as tests. And so that's when they ordered it. They said, okay, you've got to close down this highway, but it's still remains open. People still do it. There are tourists that still go for human safaris and now poachers have come on to the Island and they start to steal the animals that the tribe relies on for food. No, they also have introduced alcohol and marijuana to the tribes and they have also brought over diseases. So just 10 years ago, the tribes there suffered from measles and other first time ever, it wiped out a lot of them because they didn't have any immunity. They never had contact with the outside, so they had no disease.
Speaker 1: That's so sad. I know one of the tribe, tribal women did actually an interview recently and her quote was, the outsiders are bad men. They abuse us. I prefer to stay in the jungle. I mean, it breaks your heart. So they have these survival campaigns that focuses on the dura tribe. And I hope I'm saying that right, but you can, there's lots of ways you can help. You can email the Indian government asking them to stop this threat to them. You can donate you can write letters and it gives you all the information on how you can support this survival international. Oh my gosh, you guys, please go to the blog and look at that. Oh my charity is Boulder options, which started in Minneapolis and it's a mentorship program so you can sign up to be [inaudible] kind of like big brothers, big sisters kind of thing. But they have a very specific fitness component where you like help the kid and you train together for athletic things. So in addition to emotional development and connectivity and all that kind of stuff, you train together for it. Three, five K's or 10 K bike rides over the course of the year. You're mentoring the youth. Oh, that's cool. Which I think is interesting. That's awesome.
Speaker 5: Motivates both of you, both of you. Yeah. So that's Boulder options in Minneapolis. So that's what we were doing. $10,000. And now let's
Speaker 4: Quick, if I had $10,000 to give away, I'd give it to the two of you to continue funding this project of yours because I love you both. I don't, but if I did, I totally get it.
Speaker 5: I know you what? I love you. Thank you so much to more places like this weekend. I know we had a pretty great day. Take 10 K day a five K. Yeah, we have five kids. Just be prepared to train together for three, five K's. Yeah, we did it. We did it. Yeah, it's been, it's been really great. And, and so we've done a lot of really cool things on this trip and luckily we have bays here in Philly, so we've been able to split the cost of all these fancy things. It makes it a lot easier when you're like, are you going to order that? And then I can order this and we can split it. So that helps a lot. If you have $10,000 like Danny does in his head, you could also possibly maybe shoot as $2 a month on Patriot or a little more. We have a picture
Speaker 1: Freon on campaign. It's patrion.com/ten K dollar day. And the money that you guys give us, help us support us in so many different ways of it helps with our daily fees, like our website, our hosting fees. It also helps us with new equipment. And then it also helped fund our fall tour where we went to Philly. We just left Atlantic city. We went to New York. So we can't thank you enough. Our dream is to get 10 K out there into the world and be able to share comedy and fun and laugh and love with as many people as possible. And you guys help us do that for as little as $2 a month.
Speaker 5: It's true. And thank you to everybody who's been tweeting and Instagramming as least recently. It's so great. And that Facebook Bay page is one of my favorite things ever and it's really fun when some of you do some of the things that we've talked about on the episodes or have bought some of this stuff that we've been obsessed with. So thank you for sharing that with us. We feel so influential. That's why they call them influencers. Don't they call them influencers? Influencers? Where did that come up? Like bad kids. There's you, you've youngsters for the crazy kids. I think you got it from Instagram, Insta, Insta influencers. I don't know where I would have made up that word. And just [inaudible]. Yeah, it's influencers.
Speaker 4: Be an influencer. You could be a content producer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's lots of things. You know what? We started off sounding like we knew what to do with social media and yeah, we just killed that. So why don't you guys get on social media and help us out. You can always tell post what's your happy on our Instagram story. That's always fun for us. And let's talk about our happies while we're sitting here. So Daniel Ranka,
Speaker 4: My happy is that while we were here, I got to tick off some things on my Philly bucket list, which is Barclay prime. Yeah. Cause I love a Stephen star restaurant and the new four seasons I got to go up to the lobby. And so I love hotel architecture, big buildings, things like that. I've been to the top three tallest hotels or buildings in the world really. So for me it's, that's awesome. But I'm scared of Heights so I can't go near the window. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, he is been up there. That's turtle flying. Okay. Yeah, it, yeah. Yeah. He got really mad at me once because we took a tiny little puddle and I forgot that he was scared of flying. And so we got like before we took off, I kind of fell asleep against the window and I didn't realize he was having a panic attack the entire time we were calling to.
Speaker 4: Nice. And yeah, that's scary. I don't remember any of that landing. So we went to land and then right above the runway they took right back off. I mean that's applied back around Monaco and slept there at all. Very scary. I had no idea till we land. So we actually, I have a hard time sleeping on moving things. Really? Yeah. It's my favorite way to sleep. Oh. Cause I'm, I feel like there's a lack of control. I need to always be aware of what's happening and I'm already not driving the vehicle or the aircraft, so I need to always be aware of what's going on. Hmm. Yeah. I like, I like the motion. Yeah. It makes me, it lulls me. What's your happy? My happy is that recently now that I'm middle aged, I got all my blood work done and I am completely healthy.
Speaker 4: No red flags. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. Cause they thought I had lupus. I don't. Yes. Yes. She had this whole loop is scared. Never told me. Yeah. I didn't want to like freak anyone out. You can always tell me, so I can stress out with you, but I don't have it. Yeah, she's okay. So I'm good. Great. I just have rosacea. Oh, I sent you the thing I did. I got to tell them why. What they said about your essay shit. Oh. He was like, don't worry. It's common in middle aged white women, and I was like, did you tell him you were a Sandy beach? Curvy [inaudible] powder, sugar powder and sugar? I was like, am I middle aged? Oh, that's so fine. Middle aged. I mean, we can't be right. I feel like I get to live to a hundred so I'm not there yet.
Speaker 4: We're not there. Yeah. Middle age 50 I would say is middle age. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Especially the old ones that justify. My happy is that my two best friends are sitting around at a table now. You guys are good friends and that makes me super happy. I love it. It's awesome. I love seeing both of you in one place at the same time. It's the best. So I put you there anywhere I would've sat. I want to see, we're sitting three people across [inaudible] in the corner. I'm at table next to the French press. Didn't you do a French precedent episode? I believe so. I mean, definitely do it for either froth. Yeah, I still have that. I use it every day. It's like coffee. Yes. The oat milk on tap. Lots of delicious. You have to try it. I do like oat milk. I would try that. That drafts situation. It's amazing. Got it. Okay. So we're gonna end this out. 10 keto days produced Ash burns music
Speaker 5: By Stan Collins, graphic art, but Jacob McAllister, 10 K Saturday, voiceover by Charlie. Thanks to Buzzsprout and thank you Danny, Danny for being a supporter of us since day one, day one before day one. I think we're going to do a podcast. Yeah. And here we are and we're here because of the podcast. That's really cool. Okay. I was thinking that last night. Okay. We should have ended about five minutes ago, so thanks everybody for being here for another hour ish of 10 K dollar day. And we'll see you on Saturday for one of our bonus episodes. Chow. We're going to end this the way we end every episode with friends like us who needs amenities!